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2018-07-30 10:45 pm

Headcanon Meme: Sera Masumi

 Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Masumi doesn’t like being mistaken for a guy, but if she has to choose between that and being in clothes not suited for running or fighting in, she’ll risk the former. She may not know everything about what her family’s mixed up in but she knows enough to value freedom of movement, and the safety it gives her, over aesthetics.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
While she likes living in a hotel (or, at least, living someplace with maid service), there are certain…downsides to her current living situation. For one, Sera is pretty sure she is the only high school student at Teitan who has ever had to tell her mother that she can’t have alcohol because she’s too young and it could affect her brain development. The entire parent/child dynamic is occasionally a little messy for both of them, since Mary has to stand on furninture to look her daughter in the eye and Masumi is capable of physically picking her mother up and carrying her with one arm.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Seeing Scar Akai on the Mystery Train made her worried about her sanity, because she couldn’t stop wondering if it really was him, even though she knew it couldn’t be. That incident touched off a good two weeks of seeing echoes of her brother in every tired-looking twentysomething with prominent cheekbones on the train, and of having to remind herself that not every flutter of dark fabric she saw from the corner of her eye was him walking by in a dark coat. She also lost about an hour of sleep one night just picturing his face, tracing the outline of the scar and thinking about how he would have gotten it and how much it must have hurt.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
The thing about her chest size started as a joke. She was used to her old friends’ sense of humor, which involved telling her off in humorous ways when she deliberately broke social norms.  But she came to realize that in Japan, most people fell into one of two categories: either they were too polite to point out her mistake and would just act slightly uncomfortable until she stopped acting outside of what she considered acceptable behavior, or they would say nothing because it was funny to watch the foreign girl screw up. Now, talking about her chest size has become a way of gauging exactly how casually racist and/or generally unpleasant the people around her are.
 
(Look, I know it’s happening in canon because Gosho honestly thinks it’s funny and cute, but I find it disgusting to the point where I was avoiding her episodes for a while so this is the kinda headcanon gymnastics I gotta do)

Originally posted 7/30/2018
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2018-03-26 10:48 pm

Headcanon Meme: QP Minato/Aegis

 durinswizardwheezes said: i'm gonna send you a few of these sorry not sorry but can you do minato/aigis' queerplatonic relationship? either taking a happy ending au as 'canon' or ripping our hearts out with actual canon

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Once Aegis starts feeling “human” and also starts getting closer with Minato, they put together a list of “human” things to try out together. Among the conclusions: Aegis likes cooking, learning about traditions, walks, and forms of art and literature that involve a strict formula that she can use to understand them. On the other hand, she really doesn’t like lying down outside of her charging station, not even on Minato’s shoulder, and abstract art confuses her badly. Of the things they try, the favorite they agree on is baking–Aegis likes how structured it is and how happy the product makes the rest of SEES, and Minato likes the feeling of working together with Aegis without the danger of Tartarus to bring it about.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Yukari got a little jealous after they announced their relationship and told Aegis about the “human custom” of buying matching couples’ shirts. Minato explained things after Aegis had already bought them off the internet. The two of them ended up wearing them around the dorm like there was nothing odd about it while the rest of SEES freaked out either at how ugly the shirts were or just at how embarrassing the two of them were being. Both of them agreed that the reactions were worth it and ended up thanking Yukari for the advice after she stopped sputtering and started trying to apologize.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Minato has trouble wrapping his mind around the way Aegis prioritizes him at first. He’s so used to being alone that being the main focus of another person’s attention is almost overwhelming. Why does she care so much? He can’t understand what’s so special about him.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Minato dies of old age and Aegis misses him but she stays strong for their adopted children and grandchildren.
 
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2018-03-25 10:57 pm

Headcanon Meme: Akai Shuuichi

 Anonymous said: Akai Shuichi for the headcanon meme please? =]

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Akai was that one really intense kid at the back of the FBI training course classroom who had no goshdarn social life to speak of and basically just dedicated his entire being to becoming the absolute best FBI agent he could be, to the detriment of his own physical, social and emotional health.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Akai started making all that curry because he just…didn’t know what to do with free time? And now it’s kind of gotten out of control. His perfectionism’s taking over.  He’s gotta make good curry.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Shinichi’s probably the closest thing he has to a real friend.  Camel is important to him, but the man’s affection is born from a mix of guilt and admiration, and sometimes his regard feels…heavy, in ways Akai can’t bear to examine closely. James Black is his boss, and sometimes he tries to be a father figure, which Akai does not appreciate, and that undercurrent of tension is probably why Akai keeps bucking orders. Jodie loves him, but she wants him to be someone he isn’t sometimes and he’s not sure how to explain to her that he can’t live up to her expectations. Shinichi isn’t his boss and doesn’t take orders from him, he just likes his intellect and occasionally takes advantage of his skills, but with the full expectation that Akai will respond in kind. That’s as close to uncomplicated friendship as he’s gotten.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Shukichi knitted the black beanie.

Originally posted 3/25/2018
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2018-03-20 09:48 pm

Headcanon Meme: Hondou Hidemi/Kir

 In a previous ask, an anon asked for several DC characters, including Hondou Hidemi/Kir.

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
While Hidemi never became a nurse, she did get first aid and CPR certifications while training with the CIA. It’s a way of holding on to the dream she gave up in order to follow her father’s path. She is not, on the other hand, a fully trained meteorologist, but she was rushed through a few community college courses and she filled the rest in with independent research during the first few months of her assignment.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Hidemi’s method of checking whether people are lying–cupping their cheek to feel their pulse via their carotid artery–is fine for small children, but it sends some mixed messages with people her own age.  Especially since she’s a nice-looking single woman whose job involves looking photogenic. She’s accidentally led on two different men while trying to conduct investigations for the Black Org. She caught on to what was happening around the third.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Related to the first item, Hidemi knew enough about medicine and emergency response in particular to analyze the wound that killed Hondou Ethan. Somehow, she managed to bring the part of her mind that was performing triage and determining if the patient was still showing signs of life forward, and to push the part that was screaming about her father’s death in order to protect her to the back.  That was the only reason she stayed calm long enough for her actual CIA training to kick in and keep her from breaking down and making her father’s sacrifice pointless.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
More exaggerated than unrealistic, but: the only reason she hasn’t absolutely bitten Akai Shuichi’s head off for not forcing her brother into witness protection is the fact that it’s still risky for her to get into contact with him. Otherwise, it would be 5 pages of pure angry venom.
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2018-03-18 09:45 pm

Headcanon Meme: Hondou Eisuke

 Anonymous said: If you still doing the headcanon thing: Eisuke, his sister Hidemi (kir), and Sera Masumi. Thank You!
 
Sorry these took so long! I’m gonna be playing catch-up, but also, I don’t want to answer these all in a single post, so I’ll be making separate posts for each one.
 
So, this post will be about Hondou Eisuke. 
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Parts of this have come up in my fic, but Eisuke doesn’t have extended family that he’s in contact with. His father wasn’t in contact with his extended family during his work in Japan. Eisuke and Hidemi will later realize that all of their father’s stories were stripped bare of any details that could be used to find his relatives or hometown. His mother, meanwhile, fought with her family over her choice to marry a foreign-born man with a disinclination toward answering questions plainly. While a few of them attended the funeral, it was made clear to Eisuke that while his mother was missed, his father was still a disreputable sort in their eyes, moreso since he wasn’t at said funeral. He’s thus not in contact with them, either.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Eisuke’s clumsiness isn’t so much an obfuscating stupidity trait as a natural flaw he’s managed to twist into a method of deflecting suspicion from himself when necessary.  When he finally attempts to enter the CIA training program, this works both for and against him. For, because he’s gotten really good at working around his flaws. Against, because his clumsiness is real and is an actual problem during the Clandestine Service Trainee program.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Eisuke absolutely has a few nightmares in which he follows through and stabs Hidemi while she’s lying in that hospital bed. He knows it’s her as he’s doing it, but his hand moves anyway, and her hand doesn’t. Nothing gets him back to bed after those dreams.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
All of my non-canon things for DC are probably going to be more realistic because canon is the unrealistic one.
 
Ran, Sonoko, and Eisuke keep in touch via phone and internet after he goes to the US.  Eisuke considers going around Shinichi and asking Ran what she wants, but once he realizes that maintaining any kind of reasonable standard of living in the US will require him to get at least one part time job and also study English a lot in his spare time, he puts aside the idea of a long-distance relationship for his own reasons.
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2018-03-10 09:56 pm

Headcanon Meme: Mouri Kogoro

Anonymous said: Kogoro Mouri for the ask meme please? 😉

 Headcanon A:  realistic
 
I’ve been pretty well influenced by Ellen Brand’s Unprofessional Opinion, but I am pretty convinced that Mouri has issues with depression.  I’d differ from her story in that I think he always had some problems with it, but that it only got  to the point where it interfered with his job after his wife left. Japan’s bad with mental health, and Mouri’s not only terrible at asking for help but also a master of socially unacceptable coping mechanisms (smoking, drinking to excess, inappropriate flirting, taking his anger out on random bystanders) so he’s not exactly in a good position to get any sympathy or help.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Back when he was a cop, Megure used to take advantage of Kogoro’s utter obnoxiousness.  He just set the guy on a suspect, apologized continually for his rude colleague, and had said suspect thoroughly off-balance by the time he actually wanted to ask questions that were relevant to the case rather than uncomfortably personal. After a while, he got Kogoro in on it. They had a system, and it worked pretty well until Kogoro left the force.  
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Kogoro doesn’t understand what Sleeping Kogoro is or how it’s happening, and the blackouts are more than a little scary, but it’s the best thing that’s happened to him in years and he’s more terrified that it’ll stop.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
More not canon than not realistic, but here’s my version of “Eri left Mouri because he complained about her cooking.”  
 
It was the last straw. You can take the movie events of the Thirteenth Target as canon or not, but either way, something had happened at work and he was on a downswing.  He wasn’t doing his part around the house, and instead was sitting around, drinking beer and watching TV, and it finally sank in for Eri that neither nagging him nor manipulating him was going to effectively stop this behavior.  (Of course, talking with him might have actually worked, but neither of them were ever very good at things like communicating their feelings directly)  He complained about her cooking, she realized that she couldn’t make Kogoro into the man she wanted him to be by force, and she left.
 
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2018-03-08 10:40 pm

Headcanon Meme: Post-Brotherhood/Human Al

a-musical-being said: Hey! For your headcanons, have anything on Post Brotherhood/ Human Al?

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Although his muscle tone returns to normal with time and physical therapy, one more permanent souvenir of Al’s time in the Gate is his somewhat lacking immune system. It’s able to fight off infection, but it takes longer about it than a normal person in his state of health, for the simple reason that it spent years without being exposed to a single virus or bacteria. So Al catches every single cold that passes through whatever location he’s in, and makes Ed panic repeatedly.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Al really enjoys having physical sensation back–perhaps sometimes to excess. Specifically, he really likes the feeling of rain on his skin and so he will deliberately “forget” his umbrella and raincoat, even when it’s seriously pouring.  Of course, his traveling companions worry, so it’s just two hulking men with somewhat animalistic features chasing after a laughing, fresh-faced young man with umbrellas. It’s even worse if he’s with Ed, since Ed’s old injuries mean he hates rain and gets progressively grumpier as the weather gets worse, so Al’s antics just end in him screaming at his brother to “Put a f***ing raincoat on, idiot!”

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Sometimes Al wonders if Ed resents him. He knows how much his brother loved alchemy.  And yes, he always says that Al is more important to him, but how can Al know for sure that’s true? Ed’s a master of self-deception, he has been all his life. He might not even be lying to Al on purpose. These moments of doubt don’t last long, but they always cut deep.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Al gets a cat.  Also, at some point in his travels with the ex-military chimera, he also meets a lovely old lady with roughly 26 cats and takes a picture with them in order to convince Ed that he’s adopted all of them.  He keeps up the charade for months.

Originally posted 3/8/2018 with 285 notes

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2018-03-08 10:23 pm

Headcanon Meme: Saji Crossroad

 hawk-in-a-tree said: Saji Crossroad? U love him :D

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Celestial Being is a bit of an odd experience for Saji, and for reasons beyond the obvious. Back in Tokyo, he was always one of the most mature people his age in any given setting. As an orphan who took care of most of the housework for an older sister who worked full-time, he’d grown up quickly in some senses. But he didn’t realize how much of a childhood Kinue had still managed to give him until he compared himself to Setsuna and Feldt. Feeling like the immature one is new for him, and he doesn’t like it, on a number of levels.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
One thing that Saji doesn’t expect to gain through his brief military career, but does nonetheless, is a wider cooking repertoire. Celestial Being is international, and while the kitchens aren’t exactly well-stocked, he still ends up picking up at least one or two recipes from a number of members.  Louise approves.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Saji never finds out why Kinue died.  After he finds out that the main branch of Celestial Being itself wasn’t responsible for her death, he tries to investigate further, but Corner was too smart to keep records of what he asked Al-Saachez to do. Saji suspects Corner and his CB-adjacent organization, of course, but he never finds proof. 
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Saji eventually processes his desire to disassociate himself from his brief military career and accepts those events as things that happened and were even somewhat formative, rather than continuing to pretend to himself that he was minimally involved, as the movie seems to suggest.
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2018-03-08 10:18 pm

Headcanon Meme: Kido Tsubomi

 Anonymous said: Kido for the headcanon meme please?

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
She is the type who plays a single song on loop for days. Kano knows and thinks it’s hilarious.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
She is pretty uncomfortable with her powers for the most part, but she’s not above using them to sneak up on people as a prank…or at least trying.  Kano always hears her coming.  Seto is startled every time, to the point where it’s not even funny anymore.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
She is trying her best to be the big sister, now, in Ayano’s absence, but she’s not really good at expressing her feelings verbally, and her history with her family and at the orphanage has made physical affection difficult for her as well. She’s best at showing love through her actions–cooking, doing chores, listening to her siblings rant when they need to–but it never feels like enough to her. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
She keeps her powers post-canon. Momo drags her on tour so that she can get time off from constant public scrutiny, and also because Kido deserves a few months of someone else catering all her food.
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2018-03-06 10:14 pm

Headcanon Meme: Miyano Shiho

[tumblr.com profile] ranichi17 also asked for Miyano Shiho!

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Shiho had the intelligence to go to Tokyo University or another top-ranked school, but not the background. In Japan, a fair amount of weight is placed on how good the high school you attended was when entering college, and Shiho was likely homeschooled while working on projects for the Org, since the way she acts as Ai indicates that normal socialization isn’t exactly a familiar experience for her. So her degree is through a second-rate institution with some slightly shady faculty members, but their library is adequate and that’s good enough for her.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
The Black Organization didn’t exactly provide babysitting, so Shiho spent a lot of her early childhood hanging around her parent’s lab. it wasn’t unusual to come into the lab and see her and Akemi on the floor with a set of blocks or a set of toy test tubes. Safely away from the hazardous substances, of course. The two of them ended up with a lower-level member of the organization assigned to them as a de-facto babysitter. It was essentially punishment duty. Obviously the organization had worst punishments than having to look after two genius preschoolers, but not a lot of worse punishments.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
When Shiho was younger, she wanted to work at a big pharmaceutical company and do work like her parents’, except she wanted to be able to decide what projects she would work on for herself. Akemi held off on explaining the facts of the situation for a while, but she did eventually get to that point.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Ai’s neck-deep in the supernatural shenanigans and fully aware of it.  She went to the mermaid island for research.  She likes hard science better, sure, but that doesn’t mean she’s in denial (unlike certain Holmes nerds). She knows that being able to sense members of a certain organization isn’t normal, and neither is however Kudou scents murderers and attracts murders. And then there’s Toyama-san, who’s on a whole different plane of weird.  Bottom line: she knows.
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2018-03-04 10:09 pm

Headcanon Meme: Kisaragi Shintarou

 [tumblr.com profile] ranichi17  said: Has anyone asked for Kisaragi Shintarou in the ask meme yet? Or Miyano Shiho?

This post is gonna be Kisaragi Shintarou since there’s not a lot of people who are in both the Kagepro and DCMK fandoms. I’ll do Shiho in a seperate post.
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
In terms of real-life instruments, Shintarou can play the piano/keyboard and the guitar, as well as the drums. He had piano lessons in middle school, probably, and he learned guitar in the high school music room without permission before Ayano decided to befriend him.  He’s never tried, but his crap endurance means that he’d be terrible at all woodwind and brass instruments and in general would be laughed out of marching band.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Yes Shintarou made an Utauloid once, with his own voice. Specifically, back in middle school when his voice was in the middle of changing.  No, no one can ever know about it. Not even Ene will find those files.  He’s deleted all the copies.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Good endings in which Shintarou uses his powers in the process of ending the time loop come at a cost. He spends the next few months (and the rest of his life, but the next few months are the worst of it) waking up from screaming nightmares of deaths and betrayals and other horrors that both did and didn’t happen as his brain tries to process the massive amount of information he’s suddenly remembered. Everyone is helping each other through these sorts of issues, of course, since the entire Dan is varying degrees of traumatized, but everyone ends up avoiding Shintarou a little at first because it is unnerving as heck to hear a detailed second-person account of your violent murder from your babbling, half-asleep friend.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
I’m very attached to the idea of Shintarou’s condition as a hikkomori being actually treated seriously. A lot of Japanese media don’t take it that seriously, probably because they understand that some people who watch the shows are hikkikomori themselves and don’t necessarily want to confront that kind of thing in their entertainment, but once someone becomes hikkikomori, it generally takes a lot of effort for them to start engaging with the outside world again. It’s classified as a culture-specific mental illness, and it’s not something that will just go away after two days, not even two days on infinite repeat. Especially when those two days on infinite repeat are traumatizing in and of themselves.
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2018-03-03 10:32 pm

Headcanon Meme: Thousand Swords

 smartass-telepath said: Not a character but Thousand Swords headcanons? Or: ELS Zarkon headcanons >:D


I’m opting for ELS Zarkon, because I find this meme easier to do with a character than a whole AU. 

For anyone unfamiliar, ELS Zarkon hails from @smartass-telepath‘s A Thousand Swords that Shine with Hate AU, which crosses over Gundam 00 and Voltron. Go read his comics and then come back and read the headcanons, ok?

Also, while I am avoiding S5 spoilers, S3 spoilers abound. 
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
The enormity of how Setsuna changed him didn’t set in for Setsuna for quite some time. The pure rush of realizing that he was still alive overwhelmed everything else, and distracted him from processing the fact that he was no longer quite Galra in the strictest sense.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Zarkon is a wartime leader, and a politician, and a warrior.  He leaves the science to his lovely wife.  Which means he doesn’t really understand the first few times that Setsuna goes through the science.  “But…am I a plant now? Have you been a plant for all this time, old friend?”
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
As an ELS, Zarkon knew he would have a lifespan of similar terrifying length to Setsuna’s. It doesn’t take him that long to realize that his options are turning his wife into the same kind of creature he is, the same thing that Setsuna is so sorry to have made him, or outliving her by thousands of years. 
 
And then they find quintessence, and two things change: 1) this new energy source has the potential to extend her life to the point where it could match Zarkon’s, and 2) it’ warping them both so much that neither of them care anymore.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
If the Thousand Swords timeline ever went to later points in the show, Lotor would be not be Galra at all, but half-ELS and half-Altean, and probably very good at appearing fully Galra, since both sides of his heritage are shapeshifters.
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2018-03-03 10:28 pm

Headcanon Meme: Allelujah Haptism

 Anonymous said: Allelujah Haptism for headcanon meme

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
I’ve alluded to this before, but Allelujah does not know a bunch of really basic things because he’s never lived in a normal environment.  He went from the SSI to probably living on the streets to being part of CB. When he and Marie start travelling around, it’s the first time he has to maintain a budget, pick out his own wardrobe with varying weather conditions in mind, or make his own long-term plans. It’s exciting, but also a bit overwhelming at times.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
I’ll make this as ship-neutral as possible even though you all know my bias, but Allelujah is absolutely the kind of boyfriend who buys things like oversized teddy bears or those weird fruit-bouquets for his significant other if he thinks it will make them happy. He does not take into consideration, necessarily, the fact that there’s no room in the fridge for the fruit bouquet or in the apartment for the bear.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
His name is one of the most precious things he has, but the fact is that, even years and years post-canon, he will absolutely look up if someone says something that sounds close enough to “E-57.”
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Similar to Marie and Soma, I like to think that he and Halle eventually get to the point where they basically have a timeshare on the physical body.
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2018-03-01 10:07 pm

Headcanon Meme: Black Organization

@mirrorfalls said: Oh, you're still doing these? Then I submit... the Black Organization. As a body or as individuals.

I find this kinda hard to do for a whole group, but I’m not doing the whole Org, individual by individual.
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
It’s not something that canon gets into, but realistically, a criminal organization that big has to be into good, old-fashioned illegal drug trafficking and smuggling as well as the murder, extortion, and theft we see onscreen.  Probably they deal in knock-off goods too. 
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
You can get in trouble for letting your black clothing get too faded.  Grey isn’t black, okay!  There’s a dress code.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Ai and her sister were not the only kids born into positions with the Black Org, not by a long shot. Akemi isn’t unique in her fate, either.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Look, you can pry the “APTX and Pandora are related in some way” headcanon from my cold dead hands.
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2018-02-28 10:40 pm

Headcanon Meme: Seto Kousuke

 Anonymous said: Seto from Kagepro?

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Even once he’s an adult, Seto’s fondness for eye-searing green never quite abates. A lot of the other Dan members move away from their signature colors over time, or only hold on to them for sentimental reasons, but Seto just loves green a lot.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Whichever of his siblings starts dating first gets spied on via Seto’s animal friends.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
After Ayano died, he spent a week straight avoiding his siblings, because he couldn’t shut out their thoughts, he didn’t think it was right for him to hear any of this, and honestly, he couldn’t handle what he was hearing.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Seto’s employers around town are looking out for him a bit–they know he and his siblings are on their own and that he’s acting as the breadwinner. He gets leftovers pushed at him on occasion, and no one says anything too harsh when he runs late.
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2018-02-28 10:38 pm

Headcanon Meme: Setsuna F. Seiei

 hawk-in-a-tree said: Setsuna for headcanon meme

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Setsuna likes sleeping in Exia better than he likes sleeping in the apartment in Japan or in his room on Ptolemy. He feels safer there, and the machinery sounds make for nice, comforting white noise.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
After CB reforms and Saji joins, Setsuna’s slowly-developing sense of humor manifests in him occasionally telling Saji tall tales regarding what he was doing in his apartment.  He has him convinced for a while that CB was pretty much running out of a JAP Zone apartment’s bedroom–but then, of course, Saji mentions it to someone else, and the illusion breaks.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Hundreds of years later, as an ELS travelling space, Setsuna could still tell you the names of everyone in the KPSA. He’s forgotten a lot, and processed a lot of his trauma, but there are also things he’s chosen not to let go of.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
At some point post-canon, he takes up gardening.
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2018-02-28 10:36 pm

Headcanon Meme: Axel

[archiveofourown.org profile] FabHawk said: *imma gonna keep throwing characters at you* Axel from Kingdom Hearts

*Disclaimer: I’m about halfway through watching a gameplay vid of KH2, and the only other games I’ve seen are KH1 and KH:COM. So if any of this turns out to be more canon than I know, don’t spoil me! I’d like to find out myself.*
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Axel gives the impression that he does the most collateral damage of the Organization.  He gives this impression very carefully, and with admirable control.  He’s in fact very aware that his powers are very good for collateral damage, and if he leaves a bunch of half-burned out buildings behind him, those are deliberate. He fights people inside the Castle, after all. He knows how to control his fire when he has to.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
During KH2 Axel, in the pursuit of trying to sound friendly enough to interact with Kairi, actually attempts to practice a friendly voice in front of a mirror.  
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Related to the previous headcanon, part of the reason his friendly voice still sounds vaguely menacing is that he doesn’t have a lot of actual experience with friendly voices.  (Roxas sounded friendly sometimes, but it just sounds weird when Axel tries to impersonate him.  Who else is he going to impersonate? Larxene?)
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
All of my hopes edge too close to spoiler territory.  Maybe someday he learns how to be slightly less of a trash fave and a bit of a better person?  

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2018-02-28 10:33 pm

Headcanon Meme: Kudou Shinichi

 Anonymous said: Shinichi?

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Shinichi doesn’t have a lot of regrets about deciding to pursue detective work over soccer, but there are a few times, just after becoming Conan, when he has a bad day and he wonders.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
He lowkey enjoyed riding around on that giant dog and kind of wishes the Mouris would let him get a pet. It would be softer than the skateboard, and the kids would probably like it too.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
The stupid, stupid recklessness on cases started out as him forgetting he was tiny, but evolved into him disregarding it instead. It’s a control thing, a way of fighting against the limitations of his own body–if he can still manage the things he used to be able to do, then he wins.  Admitting that he’s endangering himself would be a concession, one that he’s less willing to make the longer he remains stuck as Conan.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
If Shinichi and Kaito aren’t actually related, Toichi was at least a close enough family friend to babysit him as a kid.  This is not a novel headcanon, but I don’t care, it’s dearly held regardless.
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2018-02-28 10:30 pm

Headcanon Meme: Riddle in Reverse!Hakuba

 Anonymous said: Omg, please do the ridiculous AU version of Hakuba Saguru also for the headcanon meme? I love your ridiculous Hakuba.

Thank you, I love him too! Please note that this post is full of Riddle in Reverse and Steeplechase spoilers! (I will get back to work on those when my health gets back in gear)
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Hakuba is basically the mom friend who doesn’t know how to take care of himself. He’ll tell you to remember to eat your vegetables and get a good night’s sleep, but then he’ll spend all night working on a case and do all sorts of other reckless things that he would yell at you for.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
When he first starts working with the police department, he has a hard time remembering that he is supposed to be following the law. He’s so used to being able to do things with that are completely illegal that he just completely forgets that there are rules you have to follow when you’re part of the police department, especially when your adult colleagues are watching. He keeps thinking things like “ this would be so much simpler if we could just hack their computers,”  and then remembering that he can’t do that now.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
He’s never going to make friends with Mouri. Mouri smokes too much,  and cigarette smoke, really any kind of smoke, will always be a trigger for his PTSD,  at least to some extent. To be honest, it will be easier for him to spend time around Shinichi once he is able to move out of the Mouris’ house. On bad days, he probably has to ask Conan to either avoid meeting with him physically, or take a shower at the professor’s and change into clothes from there before he does.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Realistically he’s a little bit too mature to actually get petty revenge on Kaito’s mom for the whole Black Crow incident. In my heart, though, he makes her life as difficult as he possibly can.  He also does this for certain other people he does not like, some of whom have not yet appeared in the fic.

Originally posted 2/28/2018

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2018-02-28 10:05 pm

Headcanon Meme: Kokonose Haruka

 Anonymous said: Haruka Kokonose?
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
When Haruka isn’t in his uniform, he prefers loose, comfortable clothes. A lot of his aesthetic choices are actually comfort-based because he doesn’t have the energy to expend on trying to look fancy.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Haruka is the sole and specific reason that several all-you-can eat buffets in town now have an upward limit on what “all you can eat” means.  
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
Haruka has a lot of insecurities about himself as a friend, since he’s pretty low on energy and sometimes just ends up at the hospital for weeks at a stretch, so he sometimes has doubts about his friendships with the rest of the Yuukei Quartet.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Post-Daze, Haruka does permanently need a wheelchair, and while this part is realistic and possibly canon, the non-canon part is him moving into the red-brick house with the rest of the quartet, who promptly make the place as wheelchair accessible as possible.  (I’ve mentioned this once a while ago) And they all live happily from then on.