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 Anonymous said: Omg, please do the ridiculous AU version of Hakuba Saguru also for the headcanon meme? I love your ridiculous Hakuba.

Thank you, I love him too! Please note that this post is full of Riddle in Reverse and Steeplechase spoilers! (I will get back to work on those when my health gets back in gear)
 
Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Hakuba is basically the mom friend who doesn’t know how to take care of himself. He’ll tell you to remember to eat your vegetables and get a good night’s sleep, but then he’ll spend all night working on a case and do all sorts of other reckless things that he would yell at you for.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
When he first starts working with the police department, he has a hard time remembering that he is supposed to be following the law. He’s so used to being able to do things with that are completely illegal that he just completely forgets that there are rules you have to follow when you’re part of the police department, especially when your adult colleagues are watching. He keeps thinking things like “ this would be so much simpler if we could just hack their computers,”  and then remembering that he can’t do that now.
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
He’s never going to make friends with Mouri. Mouri smokes too much,  and cigarette smoke, really any kind of smoke, will always be a trigger for his PTSD,  at least to some extent. To be honest, it will be easier for him to spend time around Shinichi once he is able to move out of the Mouris’ house. On bad days, he probably has to ask Conan to either avoid meeting with him physically, or take a shower at the professor’s and change into clothes from there before he does.
 
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Realistically he’s a little bit too mature to actually get petty revenge on Kaito’s mom for the whole Black Crow incident. In my heart, though, he makes her life as difficult as he possibly can.  He also does this for certain other people he does not like, some of whom have not yet appeared in the fic.

Originally posted 2/28/2018

ninthfeather: Waist-up image of Louise Halevy from the anime Gundam 00. She is a white woman with green eyes and long, straight blonde hair. (Default)
 Anonymous said: ooh, Hakuba Saguru for the meme?
 
(Guess who has to remind herself to do the canon version and not my ridiculous AU version, XD)

Headcanon A:  realistic
 
Hakuba specializes in theft and fraud; he never specifies what kind of cases he previously solved during the Detective’s Koshien and I firmly believe that a lot of what he did overseas involved remote detective work and recovery of stolen objects and money. He has solved murders before, but he isn’t a murder detective in the way that Kudou and Hattori are.  If he joins the police, he’ll actually be joining Nakamori’s division.
 
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
 
Hakuba is functionally bilingual in Japanese and English, but his Japanese slang has a fair amount of gaps when he first comes to the country, since he mostly practiced Japanese with adult relatives and through television.  What I’m saying is that there are certain unpleasant slang terms that he’s sure, based on tone of voice, must mean something terrible, but he’s never learned the meaning of from any source of tutoring he’s ever had.  Anyone who’s ever been to public high school will realize that this becomes a problem rather quickly. (Fortunately, the internet is useful in this regard) 
 
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
 
He’s never been precisely good with people, particularly those his own age, so Kaito and the group of classmates that gather around him are his first real experience with friendships not born of constantly attending the same high-society functions or being in the same study groups. He’s quite sure that Kaito’s just attempting to get inside his guard. The problem is that it’s working, and he genuinely likes the thief he came to Japan to arrest.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
 
Hakuba is, at this point, not so much trying to arrest KID as he is to keep the heists from spiraling out of control.  He’s conflicted about arresting KID but he cares too much about everyone involved in heists to stop attending completely.  
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Favorite Male Character: Hakuba Saguru
 
I know it’s ridiculous. I know he’s almost never in canon. But I came here through fanfic and this guy is such an interesting puzzle that the best of us have been throwing our best explanations at his contradictory behavior and incomplete backstory for literal decades.  He’s half-British and by the book, overly formal at some times and almost unbelievably rude at others.  Exactly how he goes from completely intolerant of all criminals to willing to help KID with Chat Noir is never really explained.  The time obsession is never given any context either.  He’s fascinating because, unlike a lot of other characters in the series, Gosho never really built all of his oddities into any sort of coherent backstory—he just sort of left them all there.  The result is a character who never really got tied up in a neat bow of “and this results from this” and who might not ever be—and that’s something that’s interesting to me as a reader, and downright irresistible as a fan creator.  

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