Headcanon Meme: Riddle in Reverse!Hakuba
Feb. 28th, 2018 10:30 pm Anonymous said: Omg, please do the ridiculous AU version of Hakuba Saguru also for the headcanon meme? I love your ridiculous Hakuba.
Originally posted 2/28/2018
Thank you, I love him too! Please note that this post is full of Riddle in Reverse and Steeplechase spoilers! (I will get back to work on those when my health gets back in gear)
Headcanon A: realistic
Hakuba is basically the mom friend who doesn’t know how to take care of himself. He’ll tell you to remember to eat your vegetables and get a good night’s sleep, but then he’ll spend all night working on a case and do all sorts of other reckless things that he would yell at you for.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
When he first starts working with the police department, he has a hard time remembering that he is supposed to be following the law. He’s so used to being able to do things with that are completely illegal that he just completely forgets that there are rules you have to follow when you’re part of the police department, especially when your adult colleagues are watching. He keeps thinking things like “ this would be so much simpler if we could just hack their computers,” and then remembering that he can’t do that now.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
He’s never going to make friends with Mouri. Mouri smokes too much, and cigarette smoke, really any kind of smoke, will always be a trigger for his PTSD, at least to some extent. To be honest, it will be easier for him to spend time around Shinichi once he is able to move out of the Mouris’ house. On bad days, he probably has to ask Conan to either avoid meeting with him physically, or take a shower at the professor’s and change into clothes from there before he does.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
Realistically he’s a little bit too mature to actually get petty revenge on Kaito’s mom for the whole Black Crow incident. In my heart, though, he makes her life as difficult as he possibly can. He also does this for certain other people he does not like, some of whom have not yet appeared in the fic.
Originally posted 2/28/2018