Headcanon Meme: Kido Tsubomi

 Anonymous said: Kido for the headcanon meme please?

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

She is the type who plays a single song on loop for days. Kano knows and thinks it’s hilarious.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

She is pretty uncomfortable with her powers for the most part, but she’s not above using them to sneak up on people as a prank…or at least trying.  Kano always hears her coming.  Seto is startled every time, to the point where it’s not even funny anymore.

 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

She is trying her best to be the big sister, now, in Ayano’s absence, but she’s not really good at expressing her feelings verbally, and her history with her family and at the orphanage has made physical affection difficult for her as well. She’s best at showing love through her actions–cooking, doing chores, listening to her siblings rant when they need to–but it never feels like enough to her. 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

She keeps her powers post-canon. Momo drags her on tour so that she can get time off from constant public scrutiny, and also because Kido deserves a few months of someone else catering all her food.

Headcanon Meme: Saji Crossroad

 hawk-in-a-tree said: Saji Crossroad? U love him :D

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

Celestial Being is a bit of an odd experience for Saji, and for reasons beyond the obvious. Back in Tokyo, he was always one of the most mature people his age in any given setting. As an orphan who took care of most of the housework for an older sister who worked full-time, he’d grown up quickly in some senses. But he didn’t realize how much of a childhood Kinue had still managed to give him until he compared himself to Setsuna and Feldt. Feeling like the immature one is new for him, and he doesn’t like it, on a number of levels.

 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

One thing that Saji doesn’t expect to gain through his brief military career, but does nonetheless, is a wider cooking repertoire. Celestial Being is international, and while the kitchens aren’t exactly well-stocked, he still ends up picking up at least one or two recipes from a number of members.  Louise approves.

 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Saji never finds out why Kinue died.  After he finds out that the main branch of Celestial Being itself wasn’t responsible for her death, he tries to investigate further, but Corner was too smart to keep records of what he asked Al-Saachez to do. Saji suspects Corner and his CB-adjacent organization, of course, but he never finds proof. 

 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

Saji eventually processes his desire to disassociate himself from his brief military career and accepts those events as things that happened and were even somewhat formative, rather than continuing to pretend to himself that he was minimally involved, as the movie seems to suggest.

Headcanon Meme: Post-Brotherhood/Human Al

a-musical-being said: Hey! For your headcanons, have anything on Post Brotherhood/ Human Al?

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

Although his muscle tone returns to normal with time and physical therapy, one more permanent souvenir of Al’s time in the Gate is his somewhat lacking immune system. It’s able to fight off infection, but it takes longer about it than a normal person in his state of health, for the simple reason that it spent years without being exposed to a single virus or bacteria. So Al catches every single cold that passes through whatever location he’s in, and makes Ed panic repeatedly.

 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

Al really enjoys having physical sensation back–perhaps sometimes to excess. Specifically, he really likes the feeling of rain on his skin and so he will deliberately “forget” his umbrella and raincoat, even when it’s seriously pouring.  Of course, his traveling companions worry, so it’s just two hulking men with somewhat animalistic features chasing after a laughing, fresh-faced young man with umbrellas. It’s even worse if he’s with Ed, since Ed’s old injuries mean he hates rain and gets progressively grumpier as the weather gets worse, so Al’s antics just end in him screaming at his brother to “Put a f***ing raincoat on, idiot!”

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Sometimes Al wonders if Ed resents him. He knows how much his brother loved alchemy.  And yes, he always says that Al is more important to him, but how can Al know for sure that’s true? Ed’s a master of self-deception, he has been all his life. He might not even be lying to Al on purpose. These moments of doubt don’t last long, but they always cut deep.

 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

Al gets a cat.  Also, at some point in his travels with the ex-military chimera, he also meets a lovely old lady with roughly 26 cats and takes a picture with them in order to convince Ed that he’s adopted all of them.  He keeps up the charade for months.

Originally posted 3/8/2018 with 285 notes