ninthfeather | Headcanon Meme: Allelujah Haptism (Reply)

Anonymous said: Allelujah Haptism for headcanon meme

Headcanon A: realistic

I’ve alluded to this before, but Allelujah does not know a bunch of really basic things because he’s never lived in a normal environment. He went from the SSI to probably living on the streets to being part of CB. When he and Marie start travelling around, it’s the first time he has to maintain a budget, pick out his own wardrobe with varying weather conditions in mind, or make his own long-term plans. It’s exciting, but also a bit overwhelming at times.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

I’ll make this as ship-neutral as possible even though you all know my bias, but Allelujah is absolutely the kind of boyfriend who buys things like oversized teddy bears or those weird fruit-bouquets for his significant other if he thinks it will make them happy. He does not take into consideration, necessarily, the fact that there’s no room in the fridge for the fruit bouquet or in the apartment for the bear.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

His name is one of the most precious things he has, but the fact is that, even years and years post-canon, he will absolutely look up if someone says something that sounds close enough to “E-57.”

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Similar to Marie and Soma, I like to think that he and Halle eventually get to the point where they basically have a timeshare on the physical body.