Headcanon Meme: Mouri Ran

@mirrorfalls said: Ran Mouri.

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

After the second or third time she had to actively use karate on a case, Ran started shifting her training focus to incorporate not only things that would be effective and legal in regulation matches but also things that would work on a real assailant.  

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

Especially if you take the movies as canon, Ran is probably an Internet Cryptid™ in the sense that there’s stories about a brown-haired teenage girl doing impossible things that show up on various message boards once in a while. Maybe someone even got a really blurry photo of her kicking out that car window.  Ran’s definitely the type who doesn’t spend a lot of time on the internet, so she has no idea.  Sonoko knows and thinks it’s the best thing ever.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Ran puts up with Shinichi’s increasingly unacceptable behavior as a romantic interest/boyfriend in part because of her own family situation. She knows she doesn’t want to end up like her own parents, who refuse to tolerate one another’s bad points whatsoever, so she’s swung too far the other direction and started putting up with things from Shinichi that she knows aren’t fair to her.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

At this point, it’s not that Ran doesn’t suspect, or for that matter, that she isn’t pretty darn sure.  She’s just tired of Conan diverting her.

 

(She’s not an idiot)

Headcanon Meme: Van Hohenheim

 dandelionfunky said: Got any headcanons for Hohenheim? (Brotherhood/manga version)

 

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

Resembool was a giant series of mistakes. Hohenheim usually avoided people as sharp as Pinako–they were fun, sure, but they were smart enough to figure him out.  But he’d slipped, and ended up with a friend. As for falling in love …he’d had feelings since Xerxes fell, but he’d always reminded himself of what he was, and that had been the end of that. But Trisha persisted, and he found it harder and harder to resist when he wanted a family so badly… 

 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

You know that Tumblr post about vampires who miss historical events.  Like, they were alive at the time of various revolutions, but they were in a completely different country? That’s Hohenheim.  He at least tries to keep on top of the news but that was harder back before printing presses, and sometimes regime changes happened so quickly…he’s gone into countries fully expecting them to have a completely different form of government than they currently did.

 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Hohenheim is aware of how he looks, now.  An older man with a well-trimmed beard and fashionable glasses, wearing a conservative but well-cut suit. He looks educated and well-off.  It doesn’t matter how much time passes, though.  A thousand years on, and he’s still sure someone will see straight through all the affectations to the scruffy, dust-coated slave dressed in rags underneath. 

 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own

 

He, Al, and Ed had a detailed and meaningful conversation about their feelings offscreen. Roy, as erstwhile guardian of Hohenheim’s children, may have also participated.

Headcanon Meme: Soma Peries and Marie Parfacy

tournamentsofroses said: Marie and/or Soma for headcanon meme?

Here’s both, though I lost the post halfway through so it took forever!

 

Soma Peries
 

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

During the four-year timeskip, Sergei made a mission of giving Soma as many normal experiences as he could jam into their daily lives.  They went to zoos and theme parks and every kind of restaurant in the HRL. 

 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

Soma is considered a Strong Female Role Model in the HRL, which is actually fitting, except that some bright-spark PR person thought it would be cool to send her to some schools. After that, well…there were a few discussions about how much detail about battlefields was appropriate for children, and then Soma was quietly taken off of that particular rotation.

 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Soma actually quite looked forward to meeting the son that Sergei held in such high esteem. Anyone he loved that much had to be a great man. She was disappointed when he seemed to hate her on sight.  (Let’s not get into how she felt about later events)

 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

Soma’s still inside Marie somewhere. (Part II of this is under Marie ^^)

 

Marie Parfacy

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

Marie has some practical and muscle memory leftover from Soma, but it’s not hers, and if she thinks too hard about what she’s doing, she suddenly stumbles mid-action.  It’s disorienting, to say the least, and the adjustment period is a mess.

 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

Marie has also not had food since a very young age.  Space food is delicious to her now.  Yes, even that one flavor of dehydrated soup that Setsuna F. “People are starving in refugee camps right as we speak eat the d*** rations” Seiei won’t touch.

 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Marie told Allelujah to go on that escape pod. She wanted him to be free, even if she couldn’t be.  When they’re both adults, and she finds out the whole story of what happens, she blames herself a bit.

 

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

Not so much unrealistic as noncanon: Soma and Marie work out a timeshare on the body.  It takes a few years and they need a set of rules for it to work, but it does eventually settle into a routine.