Headcanon Meme: Black Organization

[ninthfeather]

@mirrorfalls said: Oh, you're still doing these? Then I submit... the Black Organization. As a body or as individuals.

I find this kinda hard to do for a whole group, but I’m not doing the whole Org, individual by individual.

 

Headcanon A:  realistic

 

It’s not something that canon gets into, but realistically, a criminal organization that big has to be into good, old-fashioned illegal drug trafficking and smuggling as well as the murder, extortion, and theft we see onscreen.  Probably they deal in knock-off goods too. 

 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

 

You can get in trouble for letting your black clothing get too faded.  Grey isn’t black, okay!  There’s a dress code.

 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

 

Ai and her sister were not the only kids born into positions with the Black Org, not by a long shot. Akemi isn’t unique in her fate, either.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

 

Look, you can pry the “APTX and Pandora are related in some way” headcanon from my cold dead hands.